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Or, An Enumerated Register of the Wisdom Revealed Herein
Foreword: If Not Me, Who? xix
Me the People: An Order to Form a More Perfect Union 3
The New Constitution of the United States of America
The Preamble to the New Constitution: It's Greek to Thee 23
The Legislative Branch: An Imbalance of Power 43
The Executive Branch: We Pledge Allegiance to That Guy Who Wanted to Be President So Damn Badly 97
The Judicial Branch: The Whole System's Out of Order, and Other Perfectly Valid Clichés 131
Article IV The States: What's the Matter with Kansas? Also, What's the Point of Nebraska? 160
Article V The Amendment Process: Honestly, We're Pretty Sure We Screwed This Whole Thing Up 173
Article VI No Religious Test?: Thank God, Because We Totally Didn't Study for This 187
Article VII Ratification: Hang Together or Hang Separately, but Don't Hang Out in Rhode Island 199
The United Mistakes of America: The New Amendments to the New Constitution
The First Amendment: Your Right to Say, "Because There's Something Called the First Amendment in This Country, Buddy!" 215
The Second Amendment: Starring Charlton Heston's "Cold, Dead Hands!" 225
The Third Amendment: Knock Knock! Who's There? A Soldier! A Soldier Who? A Soldier Who Demands to Be Quartered During Peacetime! 238
The Fourth Amendment: Hail, Seizer! 245
The Fifth Amendment: The Amendment Guilty People Use 257
The Sixth Amendment: Establishing Your Right to Be Judged by a Jury Comprised of People Exactly Like You, and Really, Congratulations on That 266
The Seventh Amendment: Yes, There Is One 276
The Eighth Amendment: Cruel, I Get; but What's So Wrong with Unusual? 277
The Ninth Amendment: My Ninth Amendment Is to Ask for a Zillion More Amendments 287
The Tenth Amendment: The Amendment to the Constitution That Does Not Amend the Constitution 292
Footnotes to History
Seventeen More Amendments to Address Three More Problems: Booze, Servants, and Suffrage
Next Round's on Me: The Amendments Involving Alcohol 302
Suffraging Fools Gladly: The Amendments About Voting 304
Judge Us Not by the Color of Our Skin, but by the Con-test of Our Characters: The Amendments Addressing Slavery and Discrimination 308
Postamble: Signed, Sealed, Delivered From Preamble to Me-amble or, One Man's Successful Quest to Save the Constitution, and Why, in the End, No Thanks Are Necessary 311
Acknowledgments: Giving Full Faith and Credit Where Credit Is Due 313
Appendix: The Declaration of Independence from the Constitution of the United States 319
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