Retox: Booze, Use, and Snooze Your Way to Personal Fulfillment Book

So long, South Beach. Farewell, fat-free. Adieu, tofu. Retox is here to help bring back the good times and friends that fell by the wayside on that mind-numbing path to health and well-being. Putting the fun back in dysfunction, this antidote to detoxification calls out soul-searching, colon-cleansing, fasting, and fish oil. Broken down into informative chapters on all aspects of life from Diet to Grooming to Relationships to Career Retox goes where no book has gone before. It asks the tough questions such as: "When did irrigating one's bowels become a pastime of the rich and neurotic?" It offers tips on better loving while under the influence. It reveals exclusive Pretty Mess Makeover tips and much, much more! Far more effective than acupuncture, and not a total crock like reiki, Retox is designed to produce real change.