Don't wake me 'til after lunch! Book

	Acknowledgments	11
1.	A Story with a Twist	13
2.	Don't Wake Me 'til after Lunch!	17
3.	The Sweet Taste of Success	20
4.	Toast Encounters of the Burnt Kind	24
5.	Confessions of a Phoneaholic	27
6.	Fuzzy Bread, Jelly Beans, and Ant Condos	30
7.	Nobody Knows the Troubles I've Sewn	33
8.	It's a Snap!	36
9.	Greetings from Camp Itchiskin	39
10.	Two, Four, Six, Nine--Who's That Cheering Out of Time?	44
11.	What a Chore!	47
12.	It's My Night to Cook--Where'd Everybody Go?	49
13.	Cupid's Big Challenge	52
14.	In the Swim of Things	55
15.	Things That Make You Go Uh-Oh!	58
16.	Taken for a Ride	60
17.	From Stretches to Stretchers	63
18.	Look Out, I'm on a Roll!	66
19.	The Great Cover-Up	70
20.	Are You Sure Shakespeare Started like This?	74
21.	You Are What You Munch	77
22.	Off the Road Again	81
23.	When You're Hot, You're Hot	84
24.	Oral Reports (and Other Near-Death Experiences)	87
25.	One Cool Turkey	91
26.	Slumber Party Etiquette	94
27.	To Brown-Bag or Not to Brown-Bag	97
28.	Making a Joyful Noise	101
29.	The Annual Vow Exchange	104
30.	How's the Weather Up There?	108
31.	Red, White, and Picnic Blues	111
32.	Love--the Long and Short of It	114
33.	'Tis the Season to Burn Fruitcakes	117
34.	I Flip for Fashion Shows	121
35.	When Life Gets a Bit Testy	124
36.	A Star Is Hatched	127
37.	Laps or Naps	131
38.	Oh, No! Oh, No! It's Off to Work I Go!	134
39.	Don't Laugh ... I Made It Myself	138
40.	It's Time to Clean Your Bedroom When ...	141
41.	A Tan, like Beauty, Is Only Skin Deep	145
42.	Down to a Science	148
43.	Plug Your Ears with Boughs of Holly	151