So Far, So Funny My Life in Show Business Book

	Preview
1	Hal Did a Lot for Our Family	1
2	The Advantage of Being on the Bottom	8
3	The Happy Hour of Eternity	12
4	Do Ducks Waddle?	16
5	I Do All of My Work Sitting Down	21
6	Romance Into Marriage	26
7	Spice to My Conversation	32
8	Whether It Happened or Not	39
9	Everybody Knows It's Raining	44
10	Why Aren't I Wet?	50
11	His Dentist Was a Proctologist	57
12	Only a Pig	65
13	An Honest Living	72
14	'Til I Say It Is	77
15	A Virtue I Do Not Possess	83
16	An Apology	87
17	My One Goal	90
18	"Shit," He Said Briefly	96
19	Even Inanimate Objects	99
20	Hollywood's Lesson	104
21	No Small Parts	108
22	Some People Are So Sensitive	115
23	I'm O.K.	119
24	No Good Can Come of It	126
25	What a Lamp Post Thinks of Dogs	131
26	By Words Alone	138
27	If Writers Were Good Businessmen	141
28	A Clean Sheet of Paper	146
29	If Lincoln Were Alive Today	150
30	But Why Should I Depress You?	156
31	Always a Beginner	163
32	Ten Percent of Everything	169
33	No Reason to Regret It	175
34	I'd Rather Have Cocoa	183
35	I Forgot to Write It Down	187
36	Three People Have a Baby	193
37	If You See My Producer	197
38	On Schedule	204
39	Without Music	209
40	The Show Goes On	216
41	Still Frisky	222
42	The Gift of Laughter	228
43	Expressing Ourselves	236
44	When My Comedy Succeeds	240
45	What Critics Say	247
46	Hamlet's Experiences	254
47	Feed Gravel to His Oxen	264
48	The Big Show	271
49	You're Going to Love Melbourne	277
50	If You Live Long Enough	285
	Index	293