Chicken Soup for the Wine Lover's Soul: A Toast to the Perfect Occasion Book

This book was perhaps one of the most beautiful books I have ever read. It made me jump, shout, cry, laugh, and holler. Its been a long road, reading this book, and it feels as though this marvelous work of epic literature is my best friend. I often find myself wrapped up in the warmth of its pages talking to it, and speaking my deepest thoughts into its soul, as it soothes mine. The love and happiness in this book caressed me in my deepest time of need. As I read, my soul sung praises to that grecian god of old, Dionysus. I could see him walk through my room with his bottle of wine, making me love this book more and more each second I absorbed the text written. While reading, I sipped a blessed glass of white wine, which I felt greatly obliged to whine. But lo, no whining would come, because that beautiful work of inspiration sucked up all my attention, leaving nothing more than my pure soul out on the table. Thank you to everyone who has read it and ever will read it. I poured my heart and soul into each and every word written in this beautiful, serene, calm, gorgeous, soothing, enlightening, arousing, joyous, ponderous, flambouyant, book. It truly is the toast to the perfect (perffecto) occasion. I love you all for reading this book, and I would reccomend it to anyone who has ever lived, so I suppose all there is left to say now is... EAT MY ROAD GRIT LIVER LIPS!

Happy new year.