The Librarian from the Black Lagoon Book

I freaking CAN'T in the best possible way. omg this is adorable.

basically every kid who thinks they don't want to read or that the library is an intimidating place should read this 😝

it's about a little boy who is going with his class for the first time to the school library and he's discussing with the reader all of the rumors he's heard about how awful the place is.

"mrs. beamster is the librarian. the kids call her "THE LAMINATOR." they say she laminates you if you talk in the library."

and he talks about how meticulous mrs. beamster is rumored to be about her books and how she doesn't even let you touch them, and you can't even breathe near them, and how she bolts them together on the shelves. wtf lmao

and how she has a crush on the guy who invented the dewey decimal system and she subscribes to a magazine called 'the complete pamphlet of zip codes.' 😝😝

i can't.

i loved this. it's adorable.

and surprise surprise, when he actually goes to the library with his class, he LOVES it. as all kids should 😉