Fool in Love: One Man's Search for Romance...or Something Like It Book

Contents

Introduction

Part I: The Laws of Love

It All Begins with a...

Eau de Feet (and Everything Else)!

How to Make Lemon Pie

Finny and Me

Blind Date

Does Your Mama Know About Me?

Off by a Table

Submissively Yours

Spirit in Red Pumps

Real Men Buy Them in Supermarkets

I'll Take Manhattan — the Rest Is Hers

Rules to Be Broken

Part II: For Better or Worse: The Blueprint

The First Woman in My Life

Act of Love #1,345

Mama Had a Kung Fu Grip

Big Purple Box

Sleigh Ride, First Class

Model Behavior

Who Mama Was

Daddy's Freeing Words

Part III: In the Beginning, There Was Awkward

LaJuan Hawkins, Ladies' Man

The Divine Affection of Sister Elaine

The Boy Who Couldn't Close

The Noisy Emancipation of Virgin Man

The Word According to Miss Fine

In Search of a Lie, I Found the Truth

Netta's Liberating Sleep

For the Love of Joy

Just Like a Father

Black Stallion in the House

A Woman's Gotta Have It

Last Man Standing

My Secret Valentine

Acknowledgments