Misfits on the Links: A Golfer's Guide to Freaks Along the Fairway Book

	Acknowledgments	ix
	Introduction	xi
	The Ball Hawk	2
	The Beverage Cart Kewpie	4
	Bigfoot	6
	The Boozehound	8
	The Caffeine Fiend	10
	The Career Caddie	12
	The Cart Gunner	14
	The Caveman	16
	The "Cell" Mate	18
	The Chatterbox	20
	The Cockeyed Optimist	22
	The Club Chucker	24
	The Collector	26
	The Cretin	28
	The Crybaby	30
	The Fair-Weather Fairy	32
	The Fashion Plate	34
	The Foot Wedger	36
	The Gadget Geek	38
	The Gambler	40
	Mr. "Gimme"	42
	The Golf Hottie	44
	The Greenhorn	46
	The Guru	48
	The Introspect	50
	The Mulligan Man	52
	The Natural	54
	The Non-Playing Wife	56
	The Nostalgic	58
	Mr. "Piddle-Down-the-Middle"	60
	The Prodigy	62
	The Rulesmeister	64
	The Sandbagger	66
	The Sluggard	68
	The Snackman	70
	The Space Cadet	72
	The Statue	74
	The Storyteller	76
	The Thinker	78
	The Tin Woodman	80
	My Misfits Manifesto	82