Full circle Book

Here's the thing, I never read this book. On a lark, I tried to remember all of the DS books i read during the summer between 5th and 6th grade. At the community pool, Sun-In brand hair lightener in hand, I would devour book by smutty book while soaking up the sun and attempting to get the adult male lifeguard to admire my pert little girl tits. I could finish one during peak tanning hours (between 10-2) and get home to catch the remainder of One LIfe to Live and the entire episode of General Hospital.

I believe I read 10 DS books in that 10 week period. Far from a speed reading prodigy, I quickly learned to scan for the key words that meant that sexy time action would soon commence. Words like: impale, throbbing, nubile, writhing, love mound, lapping, stroke, volcano gush, engorged, and sweet nectar swiftly brought my otherwise wandering attention back to the task at hand: sex ed 1985 edition.

Most of what I know about sex, love, and relationships, I learned that summer. Perhaps this explains the drama filled, formulaic nature of all of my adult themed. Also explained perhaps is the origin of my impression that words are sexier than deeds......
Should have stuck with Little House on the Prairie, I guess.