Down & Dirty Book

	Preface
1	Do you get the feeling that Florida might be important in this election?	3
2	You don't have to be snippy about it	23
3	Do you remember us hitting anything?	41
4	Palm Beach County is a Pat Buchanan stronghold	61
5	That limp-dicked motherfucker	90
6	You fucking sandbagged me	109
7	etc., etc	132
8	I'm willing to go to jail	167
9	We need to write something down	204
10	You know what I dreamed of today?	220
11	Es un circo	229
12	Arrest Him! Arrest Him!	251
13	We're fucked!	282
14	This has to be the most important thing	309
15	Like getting nibbled to death by a duck	328
16	We're going to massacre them	356
17	You were relying on the Gore legal team to give you the straight facts, weren't you?	367
18	Subject: gore clean up	392
19	A little matter down the road	411
20	Boy, that was some Election Night, huh?	425
	Postscript: The Plot to Steal the Presidency	467
	Notes	481
App	The Unfiled Gore Brief of December 13, 2000	483
	Index	505