W. C. Privy's Original Bathroom Companion Book

	Pop Culture History
	Monopoly	15
	A Hallmark Moment	39
	How Bic Got Its Ball Rolling	65
	Muzak Elevates Music	103
	Gillette's Razor	139
	Corporate Logos	183
	Vroom!: Harleys	187
	Hawaiian Shirts	264
	Gatorade: No Sweat	297
	Blue Jeans: Miner Fashion	325
	Marlboro Man's Sex Change	407
	Mystical Origin of Gumby	429
	Silly Putty Bounces Back	437
	Cool Lunchboxes	439
	Ant Farms	463
	Odd Lots of Trivia
	Potty Pourri	18
	Potty Pourri 2	54
	Potty Pourri 3	94
	Potty Pourri 4	106
	Potty Pourri 5	128
	Potty Pourri 6	210
	Potty Pourri 7	232
	Potty Pourri 8	320
	Potty Pourri 9	329
	Potty Pourri 10	400
	Potty Pourri 11	436
	All You Ever Wanted to Know
	Juicy Tales About Fruit	19
	There Goes the Neighborhood!	35
	Deskware	68
	The Five Senses	217
	How Lloyd's of London Got Out of Coffee & into Hot Water	239
	Corporate America Speaks	283
	Famous Awards and Prizes	285
	Obscure Careers	290
	Time Capsules	385
	Month To Month	387
	Drive a Tour Guide Crazy	401
	Obscure Careers 2	432
	Obscure Careers 3	458
	Tales about Automobiles	469
	Emergency TP Stash	479
	Aesop's Fables
	Aesop's Odds & Ends	23
	Aesop's Creepy Tales	99
	Aesop's Fabled Humans	199
	Aesop's Tales of Gods	207
	Aesop's Shell Games	223
	Aesop's Fox Tales	321
	Aesop's Frog Tales	397
	Who Was Aesop?	399
	Short Fiction
	Characters Between Chapters	31
	"The Last Leaf"	121
	Tom Sawyer's Whitewash	175
	"The Stalled Ox"	233
	"The Open Window"	261
	Mad Tea Party: An Alice Tale	299
	Fables by R.L. Stevenson	337
	Fables by R.L. Stevenson 2	413
	"The War Prayer"	423
	"Wicked Jim"	449
	Stately Knowledge
	Why We Love Alabama	25
	Why We Love Colorado	107
	Why We Love Rhode Island	203
	"Don't Miss" Tourist Sites	205
	Why We Love Maryland	215
	Why We Love Texas	225
	Why We Love Wisconsin	317
	Pop Quizzes
	Slogo Quiz--Easy	27
	Little Latin Quiz 1	42
	Nom De Plumes	47
	Home Sweet Home	53
	We've Got Your Number	88
	Slogo Quiz--Medium	181
	Names In Common	284
	Slogo Quiz--Hard	307
	We've Got Your Number 2	382
	Little Latin Quiz 2	391
	A Little Yiddish Quiz	411
	A Little Yiddish Quiz 2	412
	We've Got Your Number 3	448
	A Little Yiddish Quiz 3	466
	Rural Humor
	Uncle Josh at the Opera	29
	Uncle Josh & the Liar's Club	113
	Uncle Josh Plays Golf	309
	Uncle Josh at Coney Island	369
	Uncle Josh in Wall Street	395
	Uncle Josh Rides a Bicycle	467
	Life Lessons
	How To Milk a Cow	170
	How To Build an Igloo	171
	How To Change Your Looks	191
	Cricket Thermometer	259
	How To Charm a Snake	351
	How To Whittle a Chain	383
	Dental Telepathy Magic Trick	433
	Food
	"Fish Eyes!"--Diner Lingo	61
	Foodonyms	102
	Margarine	151
	A Toast to Toasters	167
	Hot & Culinary	185
	Foodonyms 2	231
	"Little Worms" & Pasta	237
	How Popsicle Got on the Stick	277
	Tricks for the Dinner Table	279
	How Lifesaver Got Its Hole	331
	Toaster Foods	357
	More Beer!	390
	Foodonyms 3	428
	How To Do a Wine Tasting	442
	Sweet Tales of Candy Hearts	455
	Words
	Borrowed from the French	34
	Borrowed from the Dutch	126
	Things Sound Smart in Latin	179
	I Curse Thee!	198
	Borrowed from the Africans	238
	I Curse Thee, Too!	295
	Borrowed from the Spanish	319
	Cowboy Words	341
	Most Popular Names	371
	To the Wayback Machine!
	Faces of History	43
	Presidential Trivia	85
	1776 Terrorism	158
	Cruel & Usual Punishment	163
	Secrets of 1776	273
	Presidential Trivia II	313
	I Was at the Boston Tea Party	365
	I Saw Lincoln Assassinated	377
	Art Depreciation
	Mona Lisa	48
	Van Gogh's Self Portrait	101
	Back to Greenwich Village	125
	Washington Crosses Delaware	222
	Tosca: A Cursed Opera?	265
	Whistler's Mother	342
	American Gothic	422
	People
	"Mr. Dullard": Albert Einstein	49
	Your Child, a Musical Genius?	79
	Her Life: Calamity Jane	89
	Marilyn Monroe	373
	How Short Was Napoleon?	446
	Family Feuds
	Franklin's Son: States' Enemy	55
	Gallo's Wrathful Grapes	245
	Kellogg's Cereal Wars	417
	Escape Artist
	Getting Out from Quicksand	64
	Escape an Alligator Attack	76
	Avoid a Tiger Attack	144
	How to Escape a Bear	457
	Religion & Occult
	Ouija Boards	115
	Strange Bible Tales	133
	Cosmic Pekoe: Tea Reading	227
	More Strange Bible Tales	249
	Winging In Ange Rankings	272
	Forbidden Bible Tales	353
	Nonsense
	Edward Lear Limericks	147
	Quotes from Tobacco Industry	159
	Elephant Jokes!	197
	The Eyes Have It	221
	Edward Lear Limericks 2	255
	Knock-Knock Jokes!	312
	The Eyes Have It 2	330
	Edward Lear Limericks 3	343
	The Devil's Dictionary
	A	111
	E	154
	K-L	276
	P	372
	T-Z	454
	Potty Talk
	Read the Writing on the Stall	69
	Pot Shots!	186
	After You Flush	267
	Pot Shots! 2	294
	Pot Shots! 3	384
	Bathrooms Through History	427
	The Best Medicine
	Confusion About Transfusion	73
	Folk Remedies for Warts	129
	Folk Remedies for Baldness	137
	Folk Remedies for Insanity	243
	Doctors Killed Washington	291
	Doctor Riots	393
	Nothing but the Tooth	435
	The Incubator Babies	443
	Advice
	Ben Franklin's Advice on Taking an Older Mistress	77
	Advice from the Famous	80
	Education: A Word to the Wise	84
	Things to Never, Ever Do	180
	Advice from the Famous 2	196
	Business Advice	392
	Ben Franklin: Flatulence	459
	Sports
	Inventing Favorite Sports	81
	Nike's Empty Soles	211
	Inventing Favorite Sports 2	303
	Animals & Nature
	Man's Best Friend	95
	Cat-Hating Ailurophobes	109
	Flornithology 1: How to Tell The Birds from the Flowers	127
	Myth of Lemming Suicide	145
	One Hump or 2?: Camels	155
	Penguin Love	161
	Flornithology 2	248
	Pocketful of Kangaroo Facts	253
	Bugs!	347
	Flornithology 3	352
	Ducks in the News	363
	Cat-Loving Ailurophiles	405
	Flornithology 4	416
	History of the Cat	453
	Hog Wild	473
	Quote/Unquote
	Barrymorisms: John	112
	He Said/She Said	131
	H. L. Menken vs. the World	260
	Barrymorisms: Ethel	296
	He Said/She Said 2	335
	H. L. Menken 2	362
	H. L. Menken 3	447
	Barrymorisms: Drew	462