Chonda Pierce on Her Soapbox Book

Contents
Acknowledgements
A Box with a View
Counting Fat Grams
I've Never Met a Beanie Baby I Didn't Like
How to Buy Gifts for Dummies
What Time Is It When the Chickadee Chicks?
Has Anyone Seen My Husband's Camouflage? Has Anyone Seen My Husband?
Why I Love My Cell Phone--Even If I Do Hate It
The Day Martha Stewart Came to My Kitchen
Telemarketers and Other Suppertime Annoyances
How Our Family Stays Close with the "Find the Phone" Game
What Are a Few Minutes Between Friends?
I Could Have Been an Entrepreneur, If It Hadn't Been for All That Business Stuff
Is There a Gardener in the House?
Finding Our Common Ground Off-Road
Watch Out! Momma's on the Internet
Running on Empty but Laughing Anyway
Sharing the TV on a Lazy Sunday Afternoon ... Not!
A Fun Day Composting with Martha Stewart
In Search of the Perfect Minivan
His Name Is KEN
I've Found Ministry in Rearranging My Furniture
Smoke Gets in Your Eyes--and in Your Hair and in Your Clothes
You Know You're Nobody When the Psychic Friends Don't Know Who You Are
How to Relax Without a Time-Share Teepee
Mad About Road Rage
What Part of "Ten Items or Less" Don't You Understand?
A Real Clearance on Scented Suits
Born to Shop: It's a Gift
Bitten by the Sweepstakes Bug
I Can't See the Clutter for All the Stuff in the Way
Do We Really Have Time for a Million TV Channels?
Kids: The Original Workout
If I Were in Charge of Voice Menus
Is This a Road Test?
My All-Time Favorite Wedding--Most Definitely
If I Can Remember the Name of the Doctor of My Sunday School Teacher's Nephew's Best Friend's Mother, Why Can't I Remember What Day This Is?
Chatting with Martha Stewart About My To-Do List
This Means W.W.H.A.R.
Seriously, Sometimes We Take Life Way Too Seriously
And Finally...