The Road to Utopia: How Kinky, Tony, and I Saved More Animals Than Noah Book

Foreword by Kinky Friedman A Note from the Author

Part I The Road to Utopia

Fated Love Let's Make a Deal The Magnificent Seven

Part II Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall To Be So Lucky Good Golly, Miss Molly Peanut: Don't Leave Home without Her Remember the Alamo!
Oh! Domino!
The Boomerang Dogs Her Name Is Barbra Pretty Mama The Cat's Meow Every Dog Has a Story Old Friends Sunrise, Sunset Pryor-ity Male

Part III Something to Crow About

The Good, the Bad, and the Funny Bonefit The Dwight Night What I Like about Texas Niles and Niles of Texas Afternoon Delight Cowboy Up Over the River and up to Hill's

Part IV Friends--That's What It's All About

Angels from Helotes Mother Nature Couch Potato Some Like It Hot!
Kindred Spirits Pet of the Week Brian's Story Knock, Knock, Knocking On

Part V Head 'Em Up, Move 'Em Out

Looking for Land in All the Wrong Places On the Road Again

Part VI Life with the Kinkster

Kinky vs. Cousin Nancy The Rooster Crows at Noon Stranger in the Night Battle of the Spoons Viva Las Vacation!
Green, Green Grass of Home

Part VII Keepin' on the Sunny Side

Monkey Business To B&B or Not to B&B?
Rodney, the Red-Nosed Rain Deer Jeepers Creepers Oh, Crappy Day Karma Thank God and Greyhounds Money, Money, Money

Epilogue for Cuddles by Kinky Friedman