Walter the Farting Dog: Trouble at the Yard Sale Book

I found this book to be creepy, disturbing and oh so wrong on so many levels.

Walter's family is holding a yard sale but things aren't selling well. The children, Betty and Billy, run off to buy some ice cream and while away, their father sells Walter their dog for $10 to a clown. THEN he lies to the kids saying that Walter wandered off!!
The clown ends up being a bank robber who lies to Walter saying he is blowing up balloons for a good cause - children - but is really planning a bank heist. Walter is fed beans and his farts fill up the balloons with a gas that is unleashed during the heist on the unsuspecting bank customers.

Whoa...where do I begin with how bad this book is!?!

1. The father sells their beloved pet for ten dollars... this is selfish and greedy to begin with, but then lies to his kids about it!?!... THIS is part of a children's book??? what are you telling children.. that your pets are not a member of the family and you can sell them any old time, to anyone?
2. The clown lies to the dog.
3. This clown is creepy and especially pedophile looking wearing a wife beater to the yard sale.
4. A clown carrying out a bank heist?? In a children's book??
5. The father himself is disturbing looking, in a serial killer creepy kind of way. He looks like he's a few cards short of a full deck.
6. When Walter finds his way home carrying a satchel of money, what does the father say? "We're rich" not oh Walter is back, isn't that wonderful kids.
7. The town holds a party for Walter because he is now a hero. What does the father say??
"No one could be more proud than we are....proud to call Walter our very own."
Yeah right!! What a two-faced freaking liar!

BLECHHH !!!!!

I recommend this book to NO ONE AT ALL.