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BIG STARS
4 Rocky SYLVESTER STALLONE
8 Pump You UP! ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
12 Sexiest Man Alive 1985 MEL GIBSON
14 Sexiest Couple Alive 1993 RICHARD GERE
18 Sexiest Man Alive 1990 TOM CRUISE
22 Sexiest Man Alive TODAY! ANTONIO BANDERAS
JOCKSMEN
26 Net Assets DIEGO MARADONA
30 Iron Mike MIKE TYSON
34 Dive In GREG LOUGANIS
36 Long Jumper CARL LEWIS
38 Ski Pole ALBERTO TOMBA
42 Bad to the Bone DENNIS RODMAN
DI'S GUYS
44 Every Inch a Ruler PRINCE CHARLES
46 Riding Instructor JAMES HEWITT
50 Do It for England WILL CARLING
52 The Bodyguard DANIEL DUCRUET
YOUNG & HUNG
56 Sexiest Man Alive 1988 JOHN F. KENNEDY JR.
58 Ed Wood JOHNNY DEPP
60 Built for Speed KEANU REEVES
64 Sexiest Man Alive 1995 BRAD PITT
HARD AS A ROCK•ER
68 The Pelvis ELVIS PRESLEY
70 Off the Wall MICHAEL JACKSON
72 Imagine! JOHN LENNON
74 Sticky Fingers MICK JAGGER
78 Ziggy's Biggie DAVID BOWIE
80 I'm Still Standing ELTON JOHN
84 Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? ROD STEWART
86 Every BIG Thing is Magic STING
90 Hungry Like The Wolf SIMON LE BON
92 Red Hot Chili Peppers ANTHONY KIEDIS
94 Blood Sugar Sex Magik FLEA
96 Flesh For Fantasy BILLY IDOL
98 Back Issues Available
99 Special Offers
EDITORIAL
"The women of America have an important message for Hollywood's top male
stars: We want to see you NAKED," a recent news report read. The flash stemmed
from a survey in Glamour magazine that found "a whopping 86 percent of the
women quizzed say Hollywood studios should make their leading men show their stuff."
Taking off from this seminal report, a female author wondered: "Demand has
never been greater. So why is it not being matched by supply?" Leave it to
Sleuth to supply the missing link {sausages}.
"Print a famous foreskin and the world will beat a path to your door,"
boasted the just-outed editor of Rolling Stone, Jann Wenner, when he made his-story
by giving us a glans at John Lennon uncut. But, wouldn't you know, most male stars
would rather talk about it than do it: "There was a bit of male nudity in
Lassiter," Tom Selleck said, "and that was handled well. It did not
stick out" {hard-ly a Magnum then}. Or listen to pitcher-turned-pitchman
Jim Palmer, who briefly noted: "Now that I'm the Jockey spokesman, at public
appearances they expect you to come in your underwear" {Ball Two?}. But perhaps
Central Park West stud John Barrowman had the best point: "What's the big
deal about nude sunbathing? We're all different shapes and sizes. Some of us are
just a little bigger than others."
The BIGGEST are all uncovered in this unique {and definitely not eunuch} edition:
"Celebrity Sleuth presents NUDE DUDES!" And we figure it's due: "For
so long the organ of a thousand euphemisms," British scribe Tim Nicholson
observed, "it seems the time has come to call a sword a sword. The relentless
media campaign to 'out' the willy is continuing at such a rate that now we can
scarcely see the wood for the trees." Is that the sound of one hand clapping
we hear?
One final caveat {no, not Dick }: "While women say they want more male nudity,"
the Glamour survey concluded, "it apparently depends on just WHO is taking
it all off. 'If Dan Aykroyd appeared nude in his next film, I wouldn't see it
if you paid me. But if it was Brad Pitt, I'd pay double the price,' said one woman."
Save it for the sequel...
Cock sure as ever,
Celebrity Sleuth
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