Collected Works Of Poe, Volume Iii (Webster's Thesaurus Edition) Book

[not only is his blushing bride well into her eighties, but learns that she's his own great-great-grandmother! She'd been scoping him out in the theater because she knew who he was, and assumed he was looking at her because he was also aware of their relation, but upon learning that he didn't recognize her at all and had only been making overtures at some random stranger because he was thinking with his dick, she decided to teach him a lesson and enlisted his friends' help to cook up the whole prank that culminated in their faux marriage. (hide spoiler)]