FEATURES 70 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
He once threw a basketball at a disabled person. "Accidentally."
THE STARS OF SEX
If a woman believes in horoscopes, she'll believe anything you say.
WILDBOYZ IN AFRICA
Steve-O meets rhino taint and more!
86 MAD SCIENCE
Quick penetrations captured on film.
88 WORKING IT
Stop daydreaming: Your co-workers look nothing like this in lingerie.
GUNS AND POPCORN
These guys went from gangbanging to Hollywood. Just like Traci Lords.
104 POPPY MONTGOMERY
The Without a Trace star steams.
Florida Marlin Dontrelle Willis puts FHM's athletic bravado in its place.
Brian Deegan's failed bike stunt earned him agony and $250.
116 COVER GIRL Pamela Anderson
It's good to be the goddess.
124 QUOTE, UNQUOTE
People get paid to annoy Ashton? IN EVERY ISSUE
A stripper explains how to pick up her colleagues, Vida appears in tattoo form
and a reader pleads for booze.
Pro pool's sexy Jennifer Barretta clears the table. Plus, cross-stitch gets rude
and a whale goes boom.
Shakira wiggles, Everlast parties, Hugh Jackman slays, Jason Giambi - slugs and
Kevin Pollak cracks wise.
Designer beachwear options for elegant sunning, watches for the sporty and cologne
Chrysler's throbbing ME Four-Twelve beats your sleazy uncle's Sebring. Then Michael
Madsen road rages.
The hottest in scoping aids—handpicked by God Himself. Plus, MP3 players
for rocking the devil's music.
Cy Young winning Dodger Eric Gagne hurls fireballs. Lazy men roll bowling balls. ADDED VALUE
68 BAR ROOM JOKES
Carrot Top should tear this page out, put it in a glass box and carry an emergency
160 TRUE STORIES
This month's tales focus on the foot—and how they end up in crotches, mouths