It's our 100th issue. We decided to use the occasion to showcase our picks for
The 100 Sexiest Celebrities Of All Time ...Nude! You wanna make something of it?
Well, then bring it on, punk!
Ahem...sorry to start things off in such a combative tone. It's just that never
before has a theme 'for an issue of CELEBRITY SKIN set off such fierce and frequent
debate amongst its employees. Day after day, we were assailed with such comments
as, "How can you put so-and-so ahead of what's-hername?" and "Wait
a minute—(insert actress here) isn't even on this list!" and our personal
fave: "Your taste is in your ass!"
On top of that, we've been desperately trying to keep a lid on the designees and
their places in the Top 100. Even the very idea that we put Jennifer Lopez (left)
on the Editor's Page set off a squabble, because then we'd be revealing that she
made the list. But we knew that if we didn't include J-Lo in the issue, you'd
probably have our heads.
In any event, we're proud of our list, and the fact that this issue is a third
larger than our normal edition, and that many of the pictures we've used to illustrate
it are bigger than any we've used in quite some time. Still, we anticipate controversy,
and we welcome it, and if you keep pressing the issue, things are gonna get ugly
around here....er, sorry again.
As if our main feature wasn't enough, we're also presenting a special bonus section
called '" Hollywood's Raunchiest Films, for which we've selected fifteen
of the most sexually depraved flicks ever to hit the big screen. They're our choices
and we stand behind them. Got a problem with that?!?