Penthouse January 1997 Magazine

ON THE COVER
Pet of the Year Elizabeth Ann Hilden, photographed by Carl Wachter. Her pictorial begins on page 105.

FEATURES
12 FAST FORWARD
18 RIGHT STUFF
Last-minute gifts
25 MEN'S HEALTH & FITNESS
30 CYBERSPACE
Information on the Internet wants to be free and sleazy. By Gerard Van der Leun
33 VIEW FROM THE TOP
Essays by Emily Prager, Alan M. Dershowitz, Ben Stein, and Dr. Judy Kuriansky
38 CHICKENS COMING HOME TO ROOST
New disclosures about the Kennedy assassination. Article by John Wallach
58 RODNEY DANGERFIELD
Interview by Lawrence Grobel
66 THE BIG, THE BAD, AND THE BEAUTIFUL
The girl behind the Michael Irvin–Dallas Cowboys scandal. Interview by Allan Sonnenschein; photos by Carl Wachter
78 LIGHT HER FIRE
Are cigars the new aphrodisiac? Articles by Nanette Varian and Gerard Van der Leun
165 THE MOURNING AFTER
Satire by Steve Attoe
171 BEDTIME STORIES
"Hot Sauce," by Bonnie Boxer

PICTORIALS
47 FRUIT OF THE WOMB
Digital illustrations by Jacques Froment
83 PET OF THE MONTH
Rachelle Arnott; photos by Hank Londoner
105 PET OF THE YEAR
Elizabeth Ann Hilden; photos by Carl Wachter
147 LEIGH AND JESSI
Photos by Earl Miller

DEPARTMENTS
4 HOUSECALL
6 FORUM
22 CALL ME MADAM
44 DREAMS & DIVERSIONS
56 HYPERSEX
61 O'MYGOD!
63 MUG SHOTS
77 SORAYAMA
99 MILITARY AFFAIRS
103 HOFMEKLER'S PEOPLE
118 PET OF THE YEAR GIFTS
124 RIBALD RIMES
144 THE JOKE MAN
174 PARTING SHOT
176 PENTHOUSE COMIX
202 X-RATED VIDEO