Penthouse March 2012

PICTORIALS
36 Bet on Red in 2012
Pet of the Year Runner-Up Emily Addison
56 You'll Forget-Her-Never
Pet of the Month Chanel Preston
80 No Strings
Harley Spencer
96 Ladies' Room
Kristen and Asa
114 Teenage Dream
Leilani Leeane
FULL FRONTAL
11 Revealing Entertainment
12 The Penthouse Dirty Dozen
Award-winners in the movie categories you actually care about.
14 Flicks
John Carter goes to Mars, and a 21 Jump Street reboot.
16 Joystick
Star Wars: The Old Republic is the videogame you're looking for.
18 Sounds
Lyle Lovett, Sinead O'Connor, and more.
20 Sirens
Cubs blogger Jen Estes on her new baseball mystery.
23 Reads
Rocker Luc Carl's weight- loss guide, The Drunk Diet.
LIFE ON TOP
25 Live & Learn
Our reporter undertakes the grueling job of testing hangover cures.
27 The Pour House
The tastiest stout beers.
28 Freewheelin'
The MV Agusta Brutale 675.
30 Driving Force
The Hyundai Genesis R-Spec.
32 Tech
Gadgets to upgrade your life.
34 Scoundrel
Should you go for the girl next door?
FEATURES
48 Gametime
March Madness failures, and a drinking game. By Peter Schrager
50 Hard News
Nip-slip nirvana. By Christine Colby
52 Pinch Hitters
On the job with a top-notch shoplifting team. By Matt Caputo
71 Nothing's Shocking
Rock star Dave Navarro takes your questions.
72 Happy Hours
Fifty rites of drunken passage every man should experience. By Kara Wahlgren
76 Total Riffage
Fast-talking, fast-thinking podcast host Jimmy Pardo. Interview by Kyle Dowling
90 Stimulus Package
Porno Jim thinks America needs better porn. By Alexander Colby
DEPARTMENTS
4 Forum
94 Illustrated Forum
106 Penthouse Books
110 Sex Ed.
134 Parting Shot