Hustler January 2012

GIRLS
27 VYNESSA ORCHID
Flowering Beauty-Photography by Mark Lit
45 RIHANNA RIMES
No Rhyme or Reason-Photography by Mark Lit
50 BRITTANYSBOD
Cybersexy-Photography by J. Stephen Hicks
68 SPENCER SCOTT
Born to Pose-Photography by EarlMiller.com
9c KIARA DIANE
Secret Lover-Photography by Larry Flynt Productions
109 THIS AIN'T FOX NEWS XXX
It's a right(-wing) humpfest—care of hotties Nichole Aniston, Darryl Hanah and Sea J Raw—with boneheaded commentators getting (and eating) their just deserts. Photography courtesy HUSTLER Video
145 VICTORIA
Lady in Waiting-Classic Photography by Clive McLean
FEATURES
36 DANNY TREJO
The tough-guy star of Machete opens up about his criminal past and working with babes Jessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan.
Interview by Anthony Petkovich
40 LOOKING BACK: DEBI DIAMOND
Retrospective on a porn legend who takes a serious dicking and keeps on ticking. Profile by Michael McClay
54 DOOMSDAY SURVIVAL GUIDE
How to prepare for nuke disasters and other apocalyptic scenarios. Article by M. Allen Nathan
66 LIFELIKE GODDESSES: EP THE TANTALIZING PINUPS OF JESSICA DOUGHERTY
A talented artist reflects on her deliciously curvaceous creations. Profile by Kimberly Cheng
82 TOUGH MUDDER: BALL COMPETITION
Our gonzo reporter sees if he can endure a brutal obstacle course designed by Brit commandos. Report by Scott Fayner
86 CONSERVATIVES VS. LIBERALS: BORN TO DISAGREE
Stunning scientific facts about the way Republicans think and act. Scary stuff. Article by Harry Walsh
STANDARDS
3 POLITICAL PARODY Tylenol: Incompetence ensuring your safety!
7 PUBLISHER'S STATEMENT How to fix Congress by Larry Flynt
9 TECH KNOW: Win a 3D HD camcorder!
11 ROBERT SCHEER: Memoirs of a scoundrel
13 NAT HENTOFF: Last rites for the Bill of Rights
15 ALEX BENNETT: Duct tape and chloroform
17 FEEDBACK: We make one reader "hornyfied"!
20 PINUP by Sandra Chang
21 ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH: Grover Norquist
22 BITS & PIECES: Our favorite blueblooded Brit gets a stiffy; Top Guns gals heat their jets; and a walk on the slutty side
35 CLASSIC CARTOONS: 'Toons that still rock—after all these years!
80 HUSTLER HUMOR: A gaggle of jokes
88 SIGHTS & SOUNDS: Candid conversations with GNR drummer Steven Adler, Loverboy's Mike Reno and glam band Warrant's late vocalist, Jani Lane
93 MOVIE MAMMARIES: Rebecca Romijn's breast flicks
102 EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT: Web whores, Hollywood squares, barely legals and flying pink pigs
119 BEAVER HUNT: World's hottest amateurs
136 COUGARS UNLEASHED: Horny Heather for your pleasure
137 GIRLS OF FACEBOOK: Can you keep (it) up with Shawnee?
138 FAMOUS FLESH: See right through songbird Rihanna
139 REAL COLLEGE GIRLS: Healthy science major Crystal.