World's Silliest Jokes Book

Give yourself a good laugh and then tickle your friends' funny bones as you chuckle your way through hundreds of the wackiest, zaniest, silliest jokes anywhere. All kinds of subjects get a ribbing: Animal Crackups--What would you get if you crossed a duck with a cantaloupe? A Waddle Melon. Fast-Food Funnies--How do you keep bagels from escaping? Put lox on them. Gruesome Groaners--What do you get if you cross nursery rhymes with scary stories? Mother Goosebumps. Channel Chuckles--What's blue and works in a newsroom? Smurfy Brown. Clever Comebacks--Someday I want to be cloned. Why make another fool of yourself? On every page you get riddles, knock-knocks, who-said-its, comebacks, groaners, what-do-you-get-when-you-cross, and a host of other ways to be a smart-aleck. And nothing's sacred--the joke is on everybody from astronauts, burglars, cops, and dentists to Santa Claus, TV stars, witches, and zombies. Sterling 96 pages, 60 b/w illus., 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.

Hundreds of jokes, puns, riddles, and other witticisms.