The Mammoth Book of Humor Book

	Introduction	ix
Part 1	Stories, Jokes and One-Liners	1
	Absent-mindedness	3
	Accidents	5
	Accountants	8
	Acting	10
	Adultery	11
	Advertising	17
	Age	19
	American towns, cities and states	23
	Animals	26
	Army	32
	Art	34
	Automobiles	35
	Aviation	40
	Babies	43
	Banking	45
	Bartenders	48
	Baseball	52
	Beauty	53
	Birds	55
	Birth	57
	Birthdays	59
	Bosses	62
	Business	64
	Cabs	65
	California	67
	Cannibals	68
	Cats	70
	Children	72
	Christmas	75
	Bill Clinton	76
	College and university	82
	Computers	84
	Crime	87
	Dating	89
	Death	93
	Dentists	97
	Diets	99
	Dinner parties	100
	Divorce	101
	Doctors	103
	Dogs	110
	Drink	116
	Elephants	121
	England	124
	Excuses	125
	Families	127
	Farming	128
	Fashion	130
	Fish and fishing	133
	Florida	134
	Food	135
	Football (American)	137
	Golf	139
	Grandparents	144
	Hair	145
	Hallowe'en	147
	Health	148
	Heaven and hell	150
	Hollywood	154
	Honeymoon	155
	Horses	156
	Hospital	158
	Hotels	161
	Hunting	163
	Insanity	165
	Insects	167
	Irish jokes	169
	Jewish jokes	172
	Lawyers	181
	Laziness	191
	Lies	192
	Light bulb jokes	194
	Love and marriage	197
	Men	204
	Money	213
	Mother-in-law jokes	216
	Music	218
	Mysteries of life	221
	Navy	224
	Neighbours	226
	Newspapers and magazines	227
	New York	229
	Other countries	231
	Parents	238
	Parties	240
	Philosophy	241
	Police	246
	Political correctness	249
	Politics	250
	Prison	252
	Psychiatrists	254
	Rail Travel	257
	Real estate	259
	Rednecks	260
	Religion	265
	Restaurants	276
	Salesmen	281
	School	283
	Sex	286
	Shopping	296
	Sleep	299
	Soccer	301
	Stockbrokers	302
	Stupidity	303
	Taxation	304
	Television	305
	Texas	307
	Theatre	308
	Time	310
	Vacations	311
	War	313
	Weddings	315
	Women	316
	Work	321
	Zoos	326
Part 2	Miscellaneous	329
	Bumper Stickers	331
	Collective Nouns	336
	Comic Dictionary	338
	Epigrams	344
	Epitaphs	367
	Humorous Quotations	384
	Limericks	402
	Misprints & Howlers	427
	News and sport	427
	Advertisements	433
	US Church bulletins	435
	Wanted Ads	436
	Strange Signs	437
	Headlines	440
	Bloomers	444
	Pick-up Lines & Rejections	451
	Politically Incorrect Jokes	458
	Blonde jokes	458
	Confucius jokes	469
	Do it jokes	470
	Good, Bad, Worse	472
	Medical	472
	Mommy, Mommy	482
	Sexual	484
	Yo mama jokes	516
	General	519
	Puns	524
	Put-downs	549
	Art	549
	Cinema	550
	Comedy	558
	Literature	559
	Military	562
	Music	564
	Politics	568
	Royalty	576
	Sport	578
	Television	580
	Theatre	580
	To Whom It May Concern	583
	Insults For All Occasions	584
	The Wisdom of Children	586
	Exam Howlers	586
	Proverbs	591
Part 3	Toasts	593
	Index	603