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[The entire adventure backfires, though, and Scrooge plans to get revenge on everybody for how they really feel about his misunderstood self when he gets back to reality, but it turns out he was given the wrong treatment for his reclamation, as is explained to him by the Supervisory Spirit of Intercessory Therapeutics when she visits him with the official apology from their office. There was a mix up, and his therapy wasn't supposed to be the Past Regression-Future Progression treatment, but the Rapid Materialistic Voidance program. Then she burns down his business, blows up his house, has his car stolen, lapses the insurance on all of it, and leaves him with only the invitation to his nephew Fred's Christmas dinner. He goes, then rebuilds his business, and follows the spirits' lessons to the letter, though their intentions were still lost on him. He's just determined never to undergo spiritual therapy ever again, and though his deeds are good, his interest is still in protecting his own ass. (hide spoiler)]