Fear of flying Book

Iw69: hello. i want you now

mannyrayner: do we know each other?

iw69: not at all, that's the point. i thought we could just have a completely no-strings-attached sexual encounter for its own sake, and then say goodbye. wouldn't that be poetic and beautiful?

mannyrayner: um, well, maybe. i'm sorry, i guess i should just be doing this and not analyzing it. can i at least have a name or will that ruin everything?

iw69: i'm isadora

mannyrayner: that's a pretty name. pardon me for being so old-fashioned

iw69: it's ok. so now can we fuck?

mannyrayner: i'm not quite sure how that would work, but

iw69: i want you to put your hard cock in my cunt and make me come. i hope you aren't threatened by the way i frankly express my female desires or by my use of the word "cunt"?

mannyrayner: ah, no, not really, in fact i

iw69: it didn't used to be regarded as obscene. in the miller's tale, chaucer writes "pryvely he caught hir by the queynte." In 1380 "queynte" was pronounced "cunt"

mannyrayner: how interesting! i knew the line but wasn't aware of the pronunciation

iw69: and in swedish the root has mutated into the word "qvinna" which is the normal word for woman. so swedish women are all unashamedly cunts

mannyrayner: actually the word is normally spelled with a "k" in modern swedish, and the polite word for cunt is "sköte". you are not advised to use the vulgar "fitta"

iw69: you are remarkably knowledgeable. i already feel i understand you. you remind me of my first husband. i guess you're some kind of erratic genius type who's insecure about his sexuality and his ability to satisfy a woman, which is eventually going to destroy you?

mannyrayner: well, thanks for the first bit, but i hope you're not entirely

iw69: no wait, i think you're really more like my second husband. you're powerful and oversexed, but simultaneously cold and distant, so that while you satisfy my body you're unable to reach me emotionally?

mannyrayner: actually, i'm not sure i quite

iw69: you said "actually" again. you must be english, right? in fact, i see you're most like my lover adrian. you pretend to live in the moment, but all the time you have a plan you're hiding from me, which i'll be bitterly disappointed to discover in due course?

mannyrayner: i suppose i can't completely

iw69: hey, now i get it. you're like all of them at the same time. god you turn me on. i'm so wet from talking to you that i've had to change my panties twice already since the start of our conversation

mannyrayner: isadora, i admit i'm flattered, but

iw69: stay right where you are. i'll be with you faster than you would believe possible and then we're going to fuck like you've never fucked before in your whole life. you'll break my heart, but after i've dried my tears i'll put you and your cock in my next best-selling novel and you'll be immortal

mannyrayner: i guess i like some parts of the plan but we'll have to change a few details

iw69: why?

mannyrayner: to start with, i'm sitting in an airport lobby. i need to be at my gate within the next twenty minutes

mannyrayner: isadora?

mannyrayner: hello, are you still there?

mannyrayner: did i say something wrong?

mannyrayner: well, if it was zipless enough for you, then it was zipless enough for me

mannyrayner: bye!