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Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On! II, Vol. 2 written by Texas Bix Bender


Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On! II, Vol. 2 written by Texas Bix Bender


The Cowboy Code and other tips for the trail.


By popular demand, Texas Bix Bender writes a sequel to his best-selling DON'T SQUAT WITH YER SPURS ON!, which became an immediate cowboy humor classic and has been reprinted 26 times. In this new book, Bender has written 125 funny quips for life. Here are some samples: "A good pard will ride with you till hell freezes over, and a little while on the ice." "If you're ridin' a high horse, there ain't no way to get down off it gracefully." "Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat on it." "Never be too quick to criticize yourself. It's not fair to all your friends and relatives who are dying to do it for you."


In sun and shade, be sure by your friends. Never swing a mean loop. Never do dirt to man nor animal.

The good thing about cowboying is that any boss will gladly give you eighteen hours to do your days work.

If you find you're drinking most of your entertainment out of a can, it's time to look for your fun elsewhere.

A stranger's business ain't yours.

When cattle die standing up, it's hard times.

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