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Table of Contents Foreword from the English Empire Introduction
1. America and Canada: Continental BFFs
MAP: How America Sees Canada
MAP: How Canada Sees America
Marrying Our Governments (After Verifying They Are Different Genders, of Course)
Canadian Fashion: Our "Wear What You Kill" Policy
Obesity: Big Thoughts on Big People
The U.S. Constitution, Annotated
Thoughts on Relieving America's Sexual Tension
The Lucas Plan: Fixing America with CGI
Combining Our Cities: Welcome to Van Francisco, Dirty Hippie Capitol of the World!
Understanding Hockey, from the Country That Gave You Football and Basketball (True Story)
Star Track: We Gave You Shatner, You Gave Us Bacula. Do the Math.
2. It's a Small World (Unless You're, Like, an Amoeba or Something)
American Exceptionalism, or How to Make Other Countries Feel Bad About Their Bodies
Killing with Kindness, Torturing with Tenderness
Weaponizing Politeness: Fight Like a Canadian!
The United Nations and Other Global Oxymorons
Showing Nature Who's Boss
Repelling Immigrants from Your Southern Border (We Have Experience)
How to Dodge the Draft Without Bringing Your Neighbors Into It
A Simple Solution for Integrating Our Indigenous Peoples (Just Kidding -We Have No Idea)
Un-American Idol: How Reality Shows Can Stop Illegal Immigration
3. The Irony of Being Ironic in a Post-Ironic Age
Making English the Official Language for Native English Speakers
DisneyCorps: Why We Should Turn FOX News over to Michael Bay
Living in Fear: Lessons from Godly Folk
Gun Control: How to Aim Properly
Cults of Personality, or Cults of the Lack Thereof
Rewriting U.S. Law (Citizens United: What Else Can Be People?)
The Internet: Why Are We Trying to Regulate Porn?
The Metric System: Exactly Ten Times More Awesome than Imperial Units
How to Say You're Sorry Without Looking Like a Total Pussy
4. Treating Experts Like Mammals: An Ideological Throwdown!
Science vs Religion (Spoiler: Science Wins in Overtime!)
Grampa Lost His Shins in the Big One: Our Statute of Limitations on Living Off Other Peoples' Sacrifices.
Consuming Our Future: Some Tasty, Post-Apocalypse Recipes
It's Not Easy Being Greenpeace
What To Do With "The Gays"
Health Care: A 10-Part Dental Plan for Hockey Players
Weed. Sweet, Sweet Weed.
Crime and Punishment, and Then Crime Again
Combining Our Icons (Introducing the Eagle Beaver!)
Notes on the American Dream, from the Country You Kick in Your Sleep
5. Appendices
Tear-out application forms for elected officials
Mad-libs (How different media outlets get their news)
6. Sidebars
Campaign promises sprinkled throughout the book
Timeline of U.S. Canadian history
U.S.-Canada comparison chart
Quizzes at the end of each chapter
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