You're Still Away: Golfing for Fun, Golfing for All of Us Book

Listening, Remembering, Telling the Tale: A Foreword   Brad Faxon     ix
Introduction: Finding the Range     xiii
Teeing Off
I Am the Walrus: The Aesthetic Appeal of Craig Stadler (and All That This Implies)     3
Mikey MacMulligan's Plain Speaking: Eighteen Holes of Opinion and Criticism     9
No Eden Without Eve: Boys Will Be Boys, Which Is Bad News for Women Golfers     15
Mulligans and Ms. Lewinsky: Why President Clinton's Golf Game Shouted: Beware!     21
Requiem for the Bag Toter: The Pipes Are Piping for the Late, Much-Lamented Looper     29
Nothing but Plums: In Praise of P. G. Wodehouse, Bard of All Bogey Men     35
The Return of Mikey MacMulligan: Eighteen More Holes of Opinion and Criticism     43
Inside the Ropes
When the Whin's in Bloom: A Trip to St. Andrews, Birthplace-Perhaps-of the Game     51
How to Watch Golf: Buy a Ticket; Go to the Course Early; Put on Sunscreen; Follow These Other Tips     61
The Golfing Gourmet: In Cuisine or Facing the Green, the Red-Hot Emeril Lagasse Likes to Kick It Up a Notch     69
A Good Jog Spoiled: The Odd, Fleeting, Elusive Charms of Speed Golf     77
Laying Out the Layouts: The Heroic Notions Underlying Golf Course Architecture     89
The Week of Living Dangerously: All Aboard the Johnnie Walker Super Tour, the Silliest Event ofGolf's Silly Season     97
"Then There's a Blind Approach to the Green...": Seeing Is Believing, as We Travel 18 with the Masters of Sightless Golf     117
Clint Eastwood's New Courses: Almost 70, the Actor Concentrates on His Home Holes     125
A Sort of Homecoming: Much Has Changed, Some's the Same, in Ireland-Fifteen Years On     137
From the Veranda
The Mysterious Mr. Jones: The Man Behind the Masters Was Many Things, Including an Enigma     169
The Journey of Harry Bane: A Schoolboy Finds Playing with Cancer Is Par for the Course     177
Questing After the Holy Featherie: The Strange and Fevered World of Golf Collectibles     183
Nodding at Windmills: Miniature Golf Is the Don Quixote of Sports: Fun, Silly, Quirky, Goofy, Entertaining, Beloved     189
The Eternal Handicap: Everything New Is Old Again for Noblemen and Sandbaggers     199
Fine Feathered Friends: Golf for the Avian Inclined     205
Playing Solitaire: Some Days It's Good to Go Out as a Onesome     215
Chi Chi's Kids: In Clearwater, Florida, Golf Is Changing Children's Lives-Maybe Even Saving Them     221
Ode to Golf: Eighteen Stanzas Make a Round     231
Afterword: At the 19th Hole     239