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Introduction | 13 | |
A Wacky Path for Politics | 18 | |
Wrong! It Wasn't Humphrey | 22 | |
Why Not Poke a Hole in a Candidate's Eyeball? | 26 | |
Now It's Time to Say Thanks for the Chads That Don't Count | 30 | |
Party Time, Texas-Style | 34 | |
It's Party Time, As Philly Gets Phunky | 39 | |
Party Politics | 43 | |
"Rolling Roll Call" Makes Bad Idea Last Even Longer | 47 | |
Encounter with Falwell Gets Surprisingly Intimate | 51 | |
George W. Survives His GOP Convention Speech | 55 | |
Real People, Real Issues, Full Nudity | 59 | |
There's Glitz, Glamour, the Clintons--but Where's Al? | 63 | |
Campaign Trail, Freeways, Finally Lead to a Vast Parking Lot | 67 | |
Joe Goes Hollywood As Al Plans to Be "Riveting" | 71 | |
Now It's Safe to Do Some Unconventional Thinking | 75 | |
Call Security | 80 | |
Frozen Lips, Barefoot Skaters--and Who Let All Those Dogs Out? | 84 | |
For a Weird Cult, They're Pretty Friendly | 88 | |
Competitive Ski Jumping Is a Weighty Issue | 91 | |
Gosh! Heck! Utahans Angry About Skating | 94 | |
Don't Trust Any Judge with Two First Names | 98 | |
Buses and Mucus | 101 | |
In a Battle of Wits with Kitchen Appliances, I'm Toast | 106 | |
Camping at Wal-Mart Parking Lot Is Survival of Fittest | 111 | |
War on Smoking Always Has Room for Another Lawyer | 116 | |
Fill Out the Census and Win Your Own Bureaucracy | 120 | |
Choice Between Death and Taxes Gets Easier and Easier | 125 | |
Don't Forget to Consider Feng Shui--and Other Deck Tips | 130 | |
Was It "Hi-ho" or "Hi-yo," or Did the Lone Ranger Have a Lisp? | 134 | |
Who Was That Masked Social Security Recipient? | 139 | |
He Didn't Just Buy a House--He Bought a Home Repair Industry | 144 | |
How to Drive a Man Wild with Desire? Even a Stiff Breeze Works | 148 | |
Your Child Deserves a Halloween Costume by Calvin Klein | 153 | |
100 Years of Solitude, Waiting for Customer Service | 158 | |
Don't Fear to Tread | 163 | |
Terror on Flight 611--There's a Baby on Board, Ready to Shriek | 168 | |
Humvee Satisfies a Man's Lust for Winches | 172 | |
Dead or Alive, Turkeys Can Fowl Up Your Life | 177 | |
By the Way, Those Turkey Snakes Have Giant Fangs, Too | 182 | |
A GPS Helps a Guy Always Know Where His Couch Is | 187 | |
Road to Romantic Ruin Paved with Chain Saws | 192 | |
Nice Words About the IRS on the Way to Leavenworth | 196 | |
Daddy's Little Girl a Republican Barbie | 200 | |
Onward, Upward Go the Sherpa and Schlepper | 204 | |
Considerate Guests Use the Gas Station Bathroom | 208 | |
Ban Cellphones--Unless You're Attacked by a Giant Squid | 213 | |
Quality! Craftsmanship! Service Contract! | 218 | |
At 17 (Months), Her Music Tastes Match Dad's | 222 | |
He's Got a Broom and He's Not Afraid to Use It | 227 | |
There's No Denying Nature's Wake-up Call | 231 | |
Grab Your Pajamas, It's World Series Time | 235 | |
Burger King Puts Workers' Feet to the Fire--Literally | 240 | |
A Truly Terrifying Act | 244 | |
Owner's Manual Step No. 1 | 249 | |
Cap 'n' Gown? I'll Take the Burger 'n' Fries | 254 | |
Fitting Into That Bikini Is Easy As (Eating) Pie | 259 | |
Don't Mean a Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing | 263 | |
Get the (Birthday) Party Started | 268 | |
It's Oscar Time--Prepare the Blow Darts | 273 | |
Supersize Your Fries with This Column? | 278 | |
North Dakota Wants Its Place in the Sun | 283 | |
There's a Hoover Dam ... and Now, the Dave Sewage Lifter | 288 | |
N.D.'s New Barry Building Takes Your Breath Away | 293 | |
Steve's Schnapps Kept the Frost Off Dave's Bobber | 298 | |
Send in Your Weasel Jokes (Unless You're Canadian) | 303 | |
Penelope Cruz Is NOT Having Dave's Baby | 308 | |
Learning to Love the Computer, Warts and All | 312 | |
It's All About Cloning, Not Clowning | 316 | |
Book-Tour Blues | 320 | |
Just for Being Americans | 326 | |
Hallowed Ground | 330 | |
Conclusion | 347 |
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