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Introduction     1
In Which Billy is Born and Rides a Yacht     3
In Which Billy Discovers Toy Soldiers, Movies and the Desert     8
In Which Billy Tells His First Joke     13
In Which Billy Builds a Bomb Shelter and Sees his Dad Go to War     16
In Which Billy Meets His Wife     20
In Which Billy Becomes Nos and Meets Twins in Arizona     23
In Which Nos Pretends to be Catholic and Boxes his Way to Arizona     26
In Which Nos Graduates High School and Creates Wallace     30
In Which Nos Goes to College and Becomes the Black Phantom     35
In Which Nos Leaves College and Sells Fruit in Arizona     41
In Which Bill Meets Ladmo and Becomes Wallace     45
In Which Wallace Gets on TV and Works at a Bar     49
In Which Wallace Gets a Ladmo     56
In Which Wallace Fights the Competition and Some Bulls     67
In Which Wallace Welcomes McMahon to the Show and Then Watches him Leave     79
In Which Wallace Becomes Grudgemeyer and Hosts a Show Without Wearing a Shirt     91
In Which Wallace and Gerald Make Children Go Crazy     96
In Which Wallace Sees Hub Kapp Get Bigger than The Beatles     103
In Which Wallace Creates a Cast     110
In WhichWallace Meets Ali and Hands out Ladmo Bags     115
In Which Wallace Gets a Lingering Illness and Everyone Gets Fired, Including McMahon and Ladmo     120
In Which Wallace's Marriage Crumbles and Rawls Gets Fired Because of Wrestling     130
In Which Wallace Gets Married and a New Boss Tries to Kill the Show     137
In Which the Government Forces a Police Presence on the Show     147
In Which Wallace Gets a Second Wind     154
In Which Wallace's Parents Die and His Show Starts To     160
In Which Everyone Celebrates and Wallace Pulls the Plug     170
In Which Wallace Gives Ladmo a Cookie He'll Regret and The Show Ends     175
In Which Wallace Fights the Battle of Gettysburg and Goes to Court to Testify Against Ladmo     181
In Which Wallace Says Goodbye to Ladmo     186
In Which Wallace Sees Himself in a Play and Gets Cancer     189
In Which Wallace Gets Placed in a Museum     194
In Which Wallace Plants a Tree     196
Scripts     199