Think Twice (Rosato and Associates Series #13) Book

I haven't read a book quite this bad in a long time, and once again I notice when reading a terrible book that there is an author note at the end. Unfortunately even with the guilting I cannot hold back from a scathing review.

The book begins with the introduction of twins, nobody and nobody. One is an ultra-slut, the other a prim and proper successful lawyer. As predicted by the blurb, prim is drugged and thrown in a coffin, while slutty goes out and steals her life.

The story continues from here like a slap-stick comedy. Slutty repeatedly tries to sleep with Prim's boyfriend, impossibly manages to fake her way as partner lawyer (and almost steal every cent of Prim's money). Aside from all this being so unbelievable, it's all just so terribly predictable. Even once Prim gets free, she struggles to convince others of her identity (quick fact: even identical twins have different fingerprints) as everyone she knows is on vacation (way to add plot tension woah!)

Worst of all we spend far too much time with Prim's associate, half of her family, and all her real-estate and boyfriend issues, as if the author thought that between the identity theft and potential murder that we needed some character development. I admit something was needed to save this plot, but mundane minor characters is not it.

Like all cheese-fests, the books ends without any hard choices, terrible consequences, or any tragedy to speak of. In fact if the author had ended with the line "and they all lived happily ever after" I think it would have made the novel marginally better.